Trade Whiskey

Last night I went to this place called The Fort and drank something known as Trade Whiskey, which is flavored with red pepper, tobacco, and gunpowder. It was pretty good, and this morning I woke up with long, luxurious chest hair.

3 thoughts on “Trade Whiskey”

  1. I’m not gonna lie to you, what happens next is you die of hemmorroids. Maybe NOW you’ll learn.

  2. I had my first Rocky Mountain oyster at The Fort. My parents laughed and laughed. Good memories.

  3. Someone should mention that this place is in Morristown, Colorado and the food was excellent.

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