You wake up in a dingy basement, your hands shackled and chained to the very gross floor. There’s a dead body next to you, holding a tape player. The recorded message tells you the key to the chains has been implanted in your tongue. You notice a razor blade affixed to the wall nearby, right at the level of your mouth. With no small amount of weeping and wailing, you start licking.
5 thoughts on “Scary Halloween Review: Tab Energy Drink”
way to make me not want to buy this, ever.
it does kind of taste like hemorrhaging bubblegum. in a delicious sort of way.
I still think it tastes better than Red Bull.
Ha ha did you Photoshop that pic yourself? You are teh CUTEST!
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